I’m crying oh my fucking god
OH MY LORD
Until I got to “dish towels stiff as aluminum” I was wondering what kind of allergies do her kids have that warrant so many snot rags then it hit me.
Science Penguin [x]
i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”
*puts on Rocket by Beyonce*
*watches cevans’ ice bucket challenge in slow motion*
daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
I want that job now.
serving size: 4
all 4 me